Hey There Pervs, Sup?

So a funny thing happened on my way to having my own blog. Once upon a time I wrote a post about a Naked Dinner Party. The title of the blog was just a play on words. It was a dinner party with foods that were cooked in "naked" fashion. Stripped down very close to the actual ingredients or not covered up with sauces or overpowering flavors. It was an amazing night and it is by far the most popular post that I have ever written. Here's the other side of the story...

Through the power of blogger I get to see certain things about who is looking at my blog and what brought them here. When someone does a google search and clicks on my blog, I get to see what keywords they were using to search. My keywords used to look like this:

Raising Texas
Texas Blog
Easy Dinner
Healthy Cooking

Recently, as of today, my search keywords look like this:

Naked Cooking
Naked in the Kitchen
Healthy Cooking
Mary Louise Parker Naked
Smashed Potatoes
10 reasons to eat breakfast
Cooking Naked
Raising Texas Blog
Cooking in the Nude
Naked Dinner
Naked Kitchen
Nude Cook

Just to be honest and fair to the searchers, when I was looking for information on Jamie Oliver, I did a google search for "Naked Cooking" to find out more about the "Naked Chef." So MAYBE some of these are innocent searches. I've seen the numbers, though...and I've got a  new genre of readers. So I just wanted to formally welcome all of you and say "HEEEEEEEEY Pervs! What's up?" Welcome to my blog. Most of the time I write without a ton of focus. I miss a lot of typos before I hit publish, but I usually catch them later. I write about food and cooking and my family and I also write a lot about nonsense. Like this post for instance, total nonsense. Also, I have a gay cat.

So let's get to know each other better... Here are some things I think are funny:

These are pillows that people sell.

I like to find handy bits of information on the internet, like this one about drinking cokes:

I think these people are crazy:

If you don't know who they are, that is probably a good thing. The point is, this is not a blog about porn or people cooking without clothing. Just FYI in case you didn't figure that one out after you clicked the link. Oh, and if you are a furry, here's one for you:

OH WAIT... photo mix up.

You can see how it would be easy to confuse the two.

Anyway, if the pervs are still here, I hope you enjoy all the food and especially the times when I talk about what my toddler is and is not eating. What do you like to cook? Hopefully you keep your clothes on while doing it. Or maybe you don't. Just stop filling up my search que with creepies and let's not  mention it anymore. K? Thanks.

- RT